The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to make out of thin air

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hey

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!