The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to think.

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The power of creating poop.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!