The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Ladder hands.

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!