the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!