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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to die at will.

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The power to die but once

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to remember th...

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the power to see the present.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!