Black power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!