The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!