Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!