The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to poke

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the ability to die once you have died

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!