The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to think.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!