the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!