The power to shit in your eye

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to make out of thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!