The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to understand math.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to have a small penis

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!