The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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anything Aquaman does

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!