The power to fart flames

Power to find things in the last place you look.

The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The Power to die at will

The power to die

the power of fart helium

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

penis

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

the power to fart terrible gas

the power to transform into a rock.

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

the power to see with your eyes open

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

The power to post the same shit twice.

black people

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!