The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!