The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to get older every second

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The power.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!