The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to get older every second

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!