The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power of love

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to eat your own face.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!