The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to see through glass

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to do your homework.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to think.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!