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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to create another human

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!