The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!