The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to see the present.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!