th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Invisible handwriting.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power of Pinesol baby

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to look into cheese.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!