The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to control nothing

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!