The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power of trolling your self

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!