The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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Facebook.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to pee out blue

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!