the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!