The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!