The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!