The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to fart mace

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to be a rock

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!