The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!