DIY LOL
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Spare Some LOL
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The power to accept the terms and conditions
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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair
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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?
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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day
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The ability to understand women!!
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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.
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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.
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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...
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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.
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the power to youtube poop
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the power to fart out of your penis
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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.
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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.
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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.
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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone
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the power to sh*t brix at will!
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The power to have the strength of 50 old people
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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt
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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.
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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.
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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card
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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.
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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs
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how bout the power to shit bricks....
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!