The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!