The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!