The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the super power to remove your super power

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!