the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be born.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!