The power to lose the remote.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to be dead

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!