The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to die at will

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!