The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to give your wife rights

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The super power to control paper.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!