The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!