The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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KeemStar

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!