The ability to always be fashionable late

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to die

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

thumb_up thumb_down -59

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

the power to recognize "woman rights".

thumb_up thumb_down +172

The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to see the present.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to run at the speed of a human

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to stop time for 1 second

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to give yourself cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -80

The ability to think of an ability - JW

thumb_up thumb_down -122

The power to eat multiple things at a time

thumb_up thumb_down -126

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!