The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!