The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Being a Spice Girl

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!