The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!