The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to sleep

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!