The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to fire my lazer

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!