The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to only see glass.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!