The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to pee ants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!