The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to repel women.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!