The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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Endless falling....

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to die on command

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!