The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to turn wine into water

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

Nipple Radar.

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power of trolling your self

The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!