the power to fly indoors

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!