The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to shoot superman

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The Power to Combust

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!